Man I just got back from Earthworld and imma tell you what, that place is crazy. Some old feller is there trying to eat people's souls and can change his body into theirs. He got this ashy-looking ninja turtle feller with 4 arms who whoops people's behinds in some tournament and if he wins, this other feller with a hammer takes over the earth. Then these guys showed up: two guys in pajamas, a lady who shoots bracelets, a feller who likes to punch people in the junk, a bootleg Bruce Lee, a dude with a robot eyeball, and a flying feller with a pointy hat. And man lemme tell you what, they were fightin' like it was 99% off eggs at the Piggly Wiggly: rippin' heads off and whatnot. Finally one of them beat up that ashy ninja turtle and beat up the decrepit-lookin' old dude and I was finally able to return home. When I got back I had a long beard and couldn't sleep due to the horrors I witnessed in Earthworld. Luckily I found this here butter to help calm me down and send me to DreamLand (where there happens to live this vaccum-pillow monster, but that's for another story)
Tl;dr: all jokes aside, this butter is FANTASTIC. The scent is really pleasant and calming and is perfect for nighttime or anytime!