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8*bert | Beard Oil (Limited) - Mandarin, Orange, Vanilla

$2199

Returning 7/28 for our Super Retro Summer Series!

100% Natural, Handcrafted, No Fragrance Oil, Classic Essentials Collection

  • Premium Grade Essential Oils
  • No Fragrance Oils Ever
  • 100% Natural and Organic
  • Softens Hair
  • Nourishes Both Hair and Skin
  • Conditions to Improve Your Beard Health
  • Handcrafted in the USA

The Story

8*bert. This is a fun spin on the orange character Q*bert, known by the game with the same name.  What kind of character is he??? Who knows but we all hated this game with passion haha.  We could not resist transforming this character into a giant orange!!!!

Our 8*bert essential oil blend is perfection in a bottle.  It captures the sweetness of orange, adds some mandarin and smooths it out with a delicious warm vanilla to make the ultimate Orange Creamsicle all natural scent. Of course there are a few more hidden essentials in here!  We could not spoil the surprise!

Video Reviews
8bit Video of 8*bert

Stats Screen (Specs)

Scent profile: Mandarin, Orange, Vanilla

Texture: A medium, non-greasy & fast absorbing blend

Size: 30 ml | 1 fl. oz

Use: Daily or post-shower for best results

Soften, Nourish & Condition Your Skin and Beard to Alleviate Beard Itch and Improve Your Beard Health

Customer Reviews

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Austin

Good but I wish the scent was stronger . I can hardly smell it .

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Sean Toler
Creamy orange

Smells so good I could eat it

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Jose Perez
Super nice scent

I love the scent, just the right strength. The 8bit oils always have an amazing feel in beard.

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Shaun Price
8-Bert

I have to give 8-Bert 5 stars. The mandarin and orange really go with the vanilla. Citrus has always been my go to. My long goatee feels soft after a couple drops. The cool 8-Bert sticker went right on my iPad cover!

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Brian Peterson
Low Key Brilliant

I wasn’t exactly sure what to expect from the citrus scent. Would it be sweet? Tangy? It’s not either. The citrus comes forward with the vanilla subtly in the background. The mandarin and orange are nicely balanced. It’s a light scent, and it lingers just long enough and isn’t overpowering. Just really nice.

The oil blend is fantastic. It leaves my greying beard feeling really soft. The weight is a good balance - not too heavy, not too light.

Over all a really nice low key scent and fantastic oil.

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Returning 7/28 for our Super Retro Summer Series!

100% Natural, Handcrafted, No Fragrance Oil, Classic Essentials Collection

  • Premium Grade Essential Oils
  • No Fragrance Oils Ever
  • 100% Natural and Organic
  • Softens Hair
  • Nourishes Both Hair and Skin
  • Conditions to Improve Your Beard Health
  • Handcrafted in the USA

The Story

8*bert. This is a fun spin on the orange character Q*bert, known by the game with the same name.  What kind of character is he??? Who knows but we all hated this game with passion haha.  We could not resist transforming this character into a giant orange!!!!

Our 8*bert essential oil blend is perfection in a bottle.  It captures the sweetness of orange, adds some mandarin and smooths it out with a delicious warm vanilla to make the ultimate Orange Creamsicle all natural scent. Of course there are a few more hidden essentials in here!  We could not spoil the surprise!

Video Reviews
8bit Video of 8*bert

Stats Screen (Specs)

Scent profile: Mandarin, Orange, Vanilla

Texture: A medium, non-greasy & fast absorbing blend

Size: 30 ml | 1 fl. oz

Use: Daily or post-shower for best results

Soften, Nourish & Condition Your Skin and Beard to Alleviate Beard Itch and Improve Your Beard Health

Cartridge Info (Ingredients)

100% Natural, No Fragrance Oil, All Essential Oil Collection

  • Golden Jojoba Oil - Full of Vitamins and Minerals to protect and nourish skin.
  • Abyssinian Oil - Protects against environmental damage. Adds elasticity to the skin and hair creating a rich feel in beard.
  • Squalane - 100% Plant derived, ultra light and fast absorbing. Found naturally in skin and an amazing hydrator for our skin.  A secondary benefit is the ability to protect hair from heat, add shine and help reduce breakage.
  • Cucumber Seed Oil - Shields skin from free radicals by reducing oxidative damage and inflammation.
  • Avocado Oil - The Mono-Unsaturated Fatty Acid deeply penetrates deep into the hair shaft to strengthen from the inside.
  • Premium Grade Essential Oil Blend
Game Manual (How to Use)

For Best Results, Apply to a Damp Beard

Beard Oil

  1. Shake Well
  2. Use at least one tap on bottom of bottle per inch of beard
    • Think....less is more at first.  You can always add more if needed.
  3. Rub oil between palms
  4. Massage oil up into skin and beard making sure to spread evenly
  5. Style as Needed

If you are teaming it up with a Beard Butter please wait 5-10 minutes for the Beard Oil to absorb before layering the Butter or Balm for maxiumun softness.  Use daily to unlock your hair’s potential.

Power-Ups (Benefits)

Soften, Nourish and Condition to ditch beard itch.

Hand Crafted with natural and organic ingredients to make sure you are looking, feeling, and smelling your best.

Beard Oil — “Power-Up for Your Pores”

Hydrates the skin beneath your beard to stop itchiness and flakes (like a healing potion for your face).

Softens beard hair for a smoother, more touchable texture.

Adds a subtle, healthy shine without feeling greasy — stealthy and effective.

Absorbs quickly — perfect for daily use or a quick equip before heading out.

Packed with essential oils that nourish the hair and promote healthier growth.

Beard Butter — “Deep Conditioning Like a Final Boss”

Ultra-moisturizing — great for coarse, dry, or long beards.

Softens and conditions both hair and skin for all-day comfort.

Light hold helps reduce frizz and flyaways — no chaos in this inventory.

Ideal for overnight use — wake up with a beard that’s leveled up.

Loaded with natural butters and oils to keep your beard game strong.

Beard Balm — “Your Beard’s Armor Slot”

Medium hold for style and control — shape your beard like a custom character.

Locks in moisture to protect against dryness and harsh environments.

Tames frizz and flyaways like a charm against wild encounters.

Adds structure and fullness, giving your beard that bold, battle-ready look.

Great for longer beards or anyone needing extra control.